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Grumpy Senhor
22 Beresford Street, St Helier, Jersey
- Chip Shop, Fried Chicken, Pizza, Burgers
- Collection only
- 5pm - 9pm
Please note: Grumpy Senhor can only accept collection orders at the moment
- Free onion rings with every burger
- Free cheesy garlic ciabatta on orders over £30
Menu
We're not the same. We're Grumpy.
Grumpy Deals
Main + fries + 330ml soft drink, all for less
Price| Main Event Deal Double bacon cheeseburger, fries and a soft drink. This is the one | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Comeback Deal Double crispy chicken bacon burger, fries and a soft drink. | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Crispy Cod Burger Deal Crispy cod burger, fries and a soft drink. | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Super Sub Deal Vegetarian Vegan panko burger, fries and a soft drink. (VE) | £15.00 Add to basket |
| Margherita Pizza Deal Vegetarian Margherita pizza and a soft drink. | £15.00 Add to basket |
| Pizza Deal Pepperoni or Ham & Mushroom pizza and a soft drink. | |
| Pepperoni | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Ham & Mushroom | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Wings Deal 7 chicken wings in BBQ or Sriracha, fries and a soft drink. | £15.00 Add to basket |
| Rib Deal Full rack of BBQ pork ribs (approx. 450g), fries and a soft drink. While stocks last. | £30.00 Add to basket |
Burgers
Smash Burgers
All served with skin-on fries
Price| Cheeseburger - The Rookie Single smash patty, Monterey Jack, gherkins and Grumpy sauce. | £11.00 Add to basket |
| Double Bacon Cheeseburger - The Main Event Two smash patties, smoked streaky bacon, Monterey Jack, tomato, gherkins and Grumpy sauce. | £14.00 Add to basket |
| Monster Beef Burger - The Champion Two smash patties, double bacon, Monterey Jack, onion rings and Grumpy sauce, with a pot of Grumpy cheese sauce to pour over. Served with dirty fries. | £17.00 Add to basket |
Crispy Chicken Bugers
All served with skin-on fries
Price| Crispy Chicken Burger - The Kick-Off Panko chicken fillet, gherkins and Grumpy sauce. | £11.00 Add to basket |
| Double Crispy Chicken Bacon Burger - The Comeback Two panko chicken fillets, smoked streaky bacon, Monterey Jack, tomato, gherkins and Grumpy sauce. | £14.00 Add to basket |
| Monster Chicken Burger - The Derby Two panko chicken fillets, double bacon, Monterey Jack, onion rings and Grumpy sauce, with a pot of Grumpy cheese sauce to pour over. Served with dirty fries. | £17.00 Add to basket |
More Burgers
All served with skin-on fries
Price| Crispy Cod Burger Crispy cod, tartare sauce, gherkins and a squeeze of lemon in a brioche bun. | £15.00 Add to basket |
| Vegan Panko Burger - The Super Sub Vegetarian Panko-crusted plant patty, tomato, gherkins and vegan Grumpy sauce. (VE) | £12.00 Add to basket |
Pizza
Steel-baked
Price| Margherita Pizza Vegetarian Tomato sauce, mozzarella and Italian herbs. | £12.00 Add to basket |
| Pepperoni Pizza Tomato sauce, mozzarella and pepperoni. | £14.00 Add to basket |
| Ham & Mushroom Pizza Tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham and mushroom. | £14.00 Add to basket |
| Loaded Meat Pizza - The Grumpy Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, ham, mushroom and chorizo. | £17.00 Add to basket |
Ribs
Slow-cooked BBQ pork ribs- while stocks last
Price| Half Rack Approx. 225g BBQ pork ribs with skin-on fries. | £15.00 Add to basket |
| Full Rack Approx. 450g BBQ pork ribs with skin-on fries. | £27.00 Add to basket |
| The Full Works Approx. 450g BBQ pork ribs, onion rings and dirty fries. | £31.00 Add to basket |
Wings
BBQ or Sriracha
Price| Chicken Wings 7 chicken wings in BBQ or Sriracha glaze. | |
| BBQ | £10.00 Add to basket |
| Sriracha | £10.00 Add to basket |
| Wings & Fries Chicken wings glazed in BBQ sauce with homemade coleslaw. | |
| BBQ | £12.00 Add to basket |
| Sriracha | £12.00 Add to basket |
| Big Wings 10 chicken wings, skin-on fries and onion rings. | |
| BBQ | £17.00 Add to basket |
| Sriracha | £17.00 Add to basket |
The Heavy Hitters
Price| Katsu Curry - The Plot Twist Choice of crispy chicken or 5 crispy king prawns, with katsu curry sauce and steamed rice. | |
| Crispy Chicken | £15.00 Add to basket |
| King Prawn | £15.00 Add to basket |
Crispy Chicken Bites
Price| Chicken Bites - The Warm Up 7 crispy chicken bites with garlic mayo. | £7.00 Add to basket |
| Chicken Bites & Fries 7 crispy chicken bites with garlic mayo and skin-on fries. | £9.00 Add to basket |
| Big Chicken Bites 14 crispy chicken bites with garlic mayo and skin-on fries. | £14.00 Add to basket |
Bar Bites
Price| Cod Bites - The Catch 7 crispy cod bites with tartare sauce and lemon. | £10.00 Add to basket |
| Panko King Prawns - The Crowd Pleaser 7 crispy king prawns with harissa mayo. | £9.00 Add to basket |
| Salt & Pepper Squid Crispy squid with garlic mayo and lime. | £9.00 Add to basket |
| Halloumi Fries Vegetarian Crispy halloumi with garlic mayo. Add hot honey +£1 | £9.00 Add to basket |
Loaded Fries
Price| Loaded Cheese Fries - The Hat-Trick Vegetarian Skin-on fries, melted mozzarella and cheddar, Grumpy sauce and pickles. | £9.00 Add to basket |
| Katsu Loaded Fries - The Sensei Vegetarian Skin-on fries, melted mozzarella and cheddar, katsu curry sauce and spring onions. | £9.00 Add to basket |
| Truffle & Parsley Fries Vegetarian Skin-on fries with truffle oil and fresh parsley. (VE) | £5.00 Add to basket |
| Dirty Fries Vegetarian Skin-on fries, melted mozzarella and cheddar, Sriracha drizzle. | £5.00 Add to basket |
Bar Bites
Price| Chunky Pork Roll A generous 185g sausage roll — chunky pork filling wrapped in golden puff pastry and baked until perfectly crisp. Served warm with a pot of mild mustard. | £5.00 Add to basket |
| Chipotle & Honey Roll A generous 185g sausage roll — seasoned pork with chipotle chillies and sweet honey, wrapped in golden puff pastry. Served warm with a pot of mild mustard. | £5.00 Add to basket |
| Chicken Bites 7 crispy chicken bites served with garlic mayonnaise. | £8.00 Add to basket |
| Cod Bites 7 crispy cod goujons served with tartare sauce and lemon. | £8.00 Add to basket |
| Crispy King Prawns 7 crispy king prawns served with harissa mayonnaise. | £8.00 Add to basket |
| Salt & Pepper Squid 7 crispy salt and pepper squid pieces served with garlic mayo and lime. | £8.00 Add to basket |
| Jackfruit Bites Vegetarian 7 jackfruit wings coated in Korean gochujang glaze with vegan lime and coriander mayo. | £10.00 Add to basket |
Sides
Price| Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Vegetarian Warm garlic ciabatta with melted cheese and herbs. | £5.00 Add to basket |
| Onion Rings Beer-battered onion rings. | £4.00 Add to basket |
| Skin-On Fries Vegetarian Skin-on fries with sea salt. | £4.00 Add to basket |
To Share
For 3–4 people
Price| The Grumpy Platter Half rack BBQ ribs (approx. 225g), 7 chicken wings, 7 crispy chicken bites, halloumi fries, onion rings, dirty fries, cheesy garlic ciabatta, garlic mayo, BBQ and Grumpy sauce | £48.00 Add to basket |
Extras & Sauces
All our sauces are made in house
Price| Grumpy Sauce Vegetarian Our signature house sauce: mayo, mustard, ketchup, gherkins and spices. | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Vegan Grumpy Sauce Vegetarian Our signature sauce made with vegan mayo. | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Garlic Mayo Vegetarian House-made garlic mayonnaise | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Harissa Mayo Vegetarian House-made harissa mayonnaise. | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Tartare Sauce Vegetarian House-made tartare sauce with gherkins and capers. | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Ketchup Vegetarian Tomato ketchup sachet | £1.00 Add to basket |
| Mild Mustard Vegetarian Classic mild mustard | £2.00 Add to basket |
| Mayonnaise Vegetarian Mayonnaise sachet | £1.00 Add to basket |
- Spicy Caution: Spicy food
- Vegetarian Vegetarian
- Gluten Free Gluten Free
